Beyond Weird, Man Arrested For Driving Around With One Dildo In His Mouth, And One In Anus

The 30-year-old woman, who was sitting at the corner
of University and Marion Street, called 911 after seeing a man pull up
in a car in front of her. Minutes later, officers near University Avenue
were told by a dispatcher to look out for “a white male in a red pickup
performing oral sex on a white dildo.”

After pulling over Brian Wutschke, 45, of Farmington,
police searched the interior of his truck and found a sex toy under a
flannel shirt. They also noted several pairs of women’s panties strewn
around the interior, including hanging from the rear-view mirror and the
gear shift.

When they performed a pat-down search of the man and
reached “the waistline area,” officers could feel something vibrating.
The man then informed them he also had a sex toy inserted inside him.